NEW YORK CITY
Work: Fiction Writer
Influence: 218 friends on Hinge
Worst pre-Hinge date?
I had a date where this girl’s nose would straight-up not stop bleeding the entire time — she’d get up and go to the bathroom to deal with it, come back and it’d be fine for a few minutes, then would start bleeding again. Later she left the tissue paper in so we could make out, scout’s honor.
You’re stuck with one of these for life. Choose: Cheeto fingers or having a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?
Definitely Cheeto fingers. Food stuck in the teeth is a personal pet peeve, and with permanent Cheeto dust on your hands you could theoretically never starve.
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